1 Sunny Sands, 29 Palms

$20,000

0 Beds
0 Baths
0 Sqft
0 Garages

The last time I was in a restaurant in a city I sat there and looked at all of these fancy people having fancy conversations. Everyone so dressed up. I couldn't understand what was happening. As much chatter as I heard it seemed that no one was listening to each other. Just a bunch of David Byrnes. I sat and looked at this single oyster on a plate that was staring at me. So I started to talk to it. We became very engaged. Like we were floating in space together having a deep conversation. The kind of conversation you have when you were a teenager. The kind of conversation that no one has anymore. I said, "I'm scared." The oyster responded with all sincerity, "I'm scared too." We then both laughed out loud hysterically. And we couldn't stop. Then the laughter turned to tears. And the tears turned into sobbing. The oyster said, "Dry your tears. Dry them like Desert Height. Use a mainline extension for water and go solar. It's gonna be alright." I looked at the oyster confused, but it made sense. It seemed like I had been struck by lighting. I threw cash down and left. And I drove. I drove all night to this place called Desert Heights. And I never left. Thank goodness for oysters. The stars are worth the price of admission.

Essential Information
MLS® #JT21037202
Price$20,000
Bathrooms0.00
Acres4.55
TypeLand
StatusActive
Community Information
Address1 Sunny Sands
AreaDC710 - Desert Heights
City29 Palms
CountySan Bernardino
StateCA
Zip Code92277
Amenities
UtilitiesWater Not Available
ViewDesert, Hills, Mountain(s)
Exterior
Lot DescriptionDesert Back, Desert Front
Additional Information
Date ListedFebruary 17th, 2021
Days on Market169
ZoningRL-5
HOA Fees0.00
Listing Details
AgentStephen Buchanan
Office29 Palms Realty
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